Friday Fiver: Five yous

Sometimes when you answer the Friday Fiver its questions prompt you to reveal amusing true-life anecdotes. Sometimes the questions lend themselves to short answers you decide to goof on. Judge for yourself.

1. Which movie character is most like you?
Bluto Blutarsky

2. Which TV character is most like you?
Ren Hoek

3. Which literary character is most like you?
Nyarlathotep

4. Which song describes you?
three-way tie:
"Jizzlobber", Faith No More
"Satan-Spawn, the Cacodemon", Deicide
"Animal: Fuck Like a Beast", W.A.S.P.

5. Which animal is most like you?
Ground sloth