"I *hit* the fucking brain!"

Most of us have wondered how we'd fare in certain emergency situations. How would I stand up to torture? If I saw someone drowning, what would I do? If the Soviets invaded through Cuba, how would I find Patrick Swayze? Too few people ask themselves the really important question: how will I fare in the coming zombie apocalypse? It's an important issue. You'll be pitted not only against the ravenous hordes of undead, but against fellow survivors all vying for the last scraps of ammo, batteries, and jerky products. Better to know your strengths and weaknesses now than be left with a broken leg in a looted convenience store with a freakin' zombie shambling out of the janitor's closet later.

A simple online survey will calculate your odds of survival. I took it, and I encourage all of you to do the same. My results are below. When the time comes, keep in mind that I'm good on offense. I have weapons training and am a very good shot. If you need someone to fortify the bus while you send out a looting team, you could do worse.

Official Survivor Congratulations! You scored 75%!

Whether through ferocity or quickness, you made it out. You made the right choice most of the time, but you probably screwed up somewhere. Nobody's perfect, at least you're alive.

My test tracked 1 variable How you compared to other people your age and gender: You scored higher than 85% on survivalpoints

Link: The Zombie Scenario Survivor Test written by ci8db4uok on Ok Cupid, home of the 32-Type Dating Test