Take This Job and Shove It!, part 2

MONTY PYTHON'S THE MEANING OF LIFE

Michael Palin, 3rd world father: "The mill's closed. There's no more work. We're destitute. I've got no option but to sell you all for scientific experiments. No, that's the way it is, my loves. Blame the Catholic church for not letting me wear one of those little rubber things. Oh, they've done some wonderful things in their time. They've preserved the might and majesty, even mystery of the church of Rome; and the sanctity of the sacraments, the indivisible oneness of the Trinity, but if they'd let me wear one of those little rubber things on the end of my cock, we wouldn't be in the mess we are now."